Total Medals Earned: 1,079 (From 229 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,120 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (65/460 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 350 enemies
Use 50 times Atlantis main cannon
Upgrading 3 max upgrades
Defense until waves 20
Kill 10 bosses
Upgrading 6 max upgrades
Defense until waves 30
Kill 20 bosses
Kill 650 enemies
Kill 30 bosses
Upgrading 9 max upgrades
Defense until waves 40
Kill 40 bosses
Kill 1000 enemies
Defense until waves 50
Upgrading 12 max upgrades
Buy 7 Merman
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Complete half the waves
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/350 points)
Killed 15 birds
Killed 15 old men
Obtained the fire sword
Obtained the ice sword
Defeated the bird
Defeated the gators
Defeated the graboid
Defeated the tyrant
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/425 points)
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/155 points)
Kill your first zombie!
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Unlock the shotgun
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Kill 100 zombies
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.